<Josh> Grandma's got a Facebook now she's hittin' on my friends!
<jd> Lol
<Josh> Don't care how it started, but now it's gotta end.
<Josh> Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts.
<Me> .......
<Josh> Now I know that she's been in my best friend's pants.
<Me> that is not ok
<Me> wtf
<Josh> Well, ever since grandpa passed away she's been feeling alone.
<Me> reasons to keep two separate profiles, unless you're like me and dont care what your parents see of you
<Me> yeah, I know how that goes
<Me> get her a dog
<Josh> Watching soaps half the day always staying at home.
<Josh> So I set her up a facebook and gave the address to my friends and ask them all to send a request.
<Josh> No one would've guessed that one day she'd go wild.
<Josh> But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to "Slutty McButtsex" and I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on the wall. :\
<Me> OMG
<Me> are you serious!?1/!?
<Me> I'm dyin over here
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<Me> you know... just for the hell of it I half want to look and see if you're joking or not..
<Me> but because it'd be granny cleavage.... I think I dont want to
<Josh> Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed 'cause she said her grandson was a cry baby bitch. And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed 
and they all liked her comment 'cause they're whack and I'm mad.
<Josh> Is this considered abuse?
<Me> you just got one up'd by your grandma
<Josh> Yeah, you'd be pissed at her too.
<Me> can I friend your grandma?
<Josh> 'Cause now her list of to-do's are just pictures of dudes. :P